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<!--Generated by Squarespace V5 Site Server v5.13.159 (http://www.squarespace.com) on Sat, 25 May 2013 16:10:35 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>SPORT</title><link>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2013 04:46:16 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-AU</language><generator>Squarespace V5 Site Server v5.13.159 (http://www.squarespace.com)</generator><item><title>Australian Sport’s Day of Shame</title><category>AFL</category><category>Australia</category><category>Australian Sport</category><category>Cricket</category><category>Horse Racing</category><category>NRL</category><category>Politics</category><category>Soccer</category><category>sport</category><dc:creator>Daniel James</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 06:18:12 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/2013/2/7/australian-sports-day-of-shame.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">787578:9913099:32761752</guid><description><![CDATA[<img src="http://squarespace.7eer.net/i/48569/43195/1291" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></p>
<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 240px;" src="http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/storage/IMG_1803.JPG?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1360221034550" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 240px;">AFL CEO Andrew Demetriou</span></span>Just a few short weeks ago yours truly wrote a <a href="http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/2013/1/18/lance-armstrong-just-another-scandal-that-is-ruining-sport.html">blog about Lance Armstrong</a> and how his scandal was just another in a long list of scandals that is ruining sport.</p>
<p>To that list you can now add Australian sport, well Australian professional sport at the very least. A year long secret investigation by the Australian Crime Commission has found evidence of systematic, doping, corruption and infiltration by organized crime.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/rss-comments-entry-32761752.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>LANCE ARMSTRONG - JUST ANOTHER SCANDAL THAT IS RUINING SPORT</title><category>Betting</category><category>Commercialism</category><category>Criket</category><category>Cycling</category><category>Doping</category><category>Lance Armstrong</category><category>Professional Sport</category><dc:creator>Daniel James</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2013 05:25:32 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/2013/1/18/lance-armstrong-just-another-scandal-that-is-ruining-sport.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">787578:9913099:32575199</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 240px;" src="http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/storage/IMG_1735.JPG?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1358486827845" alt="" /></span></span>The Lance Armstrong doping scandal has rocked cycling and the world of sport to its foundations. Armstrong&rsquo;s calculated, methodical use of EPO and other banned performance enhancing substances during his cycling career has destroyed his reputation and tarnished the Tour De France forever.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/rss-comments-entry-32575199.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Wimbledon 2011: Remembering John Isner and Nicolas Mahut's 'endless match'</title><category>Sport</category><category>Tennis</category><category>Tennis</category><category>Wimbledon</category><dc:creator>Dan Farrimond</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 10:32:10 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/2011/6/24/wimbledon-2011-remembering-john-isner-and-nicolas-mahuts-end.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">787578:9913099:11893116</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span></span></span></p>
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<p>Today marks precisely one year since the most astonishing match in tennis history, a contest that will live long in the memory of anyone who witnessed any part of it.</p>
<p>When American 21<sup>st</sup> seed John Isner drew French qualifier Nicolas Mahut in the first round of the 2010 Wimbledon championships, he must have expected a relatively easy passage through to the next stage. As the match entered its fifth set, however, the score remained at two sets each with Isner clawing back the fourth on a tie-break. At this stage, he would just have been grateful to take the game to a second day as the players left the court due to fading light at 9.07pm.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/rss-comments-entry-11893116.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Go Canadamerica!</title><category>Canada</category><category>Hockey</category><category>Stanley Cup</category><category>Vancouver Canucks</category><category>sport</category><dc:creator>G</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 07:52:05 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/2011/6/14/go-canadamerica.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">787578:9913099:11788329</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="font-size: 90%;"><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/storage/boston_bruins_logo.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1308038920330" alt="" width="221" height="342" /></span></span></p>
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<div><br />Actually, as it turns out, America's friendly neighbor to the north is apparently going to be the winner, no matter how the last few games are sliced. Both teams are comprised of a majority of Canadians. <br /><br />In fact, Vancouver's team actually has more Americans than Boston's team.&nbsp;</div>
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<div><br />And even at that, out of 31 players for Vancouver, the number of American players, which already outnumbers those on&nbsp;America's Boston team? A whopping six.&nbsp;</div>
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<div><br />So how many (or how few) of the 33 players on Boston's team are actually from the United States?]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/rss-comments-entry-11788329.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>2011 NBA Champions: The Dallas Mavericks</title><category>Dallas Mavericks</category><category>Miami Heat</category><category>NBA</category><category>NBA</category><dc:creator>Bosco</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 08:08:05 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/2011/6/13/2011-nba-champions-the-dallas-mavericks.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">787578:9913099:11778628</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/mavs-celebrate.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1307952536066" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/rss-comments-entry-11778628.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Jordan or LeBron?</title><category>Basketball</category><category>LeBron James</category><category>Michael Jordan</category><category>NBA</category><category>sport</category><dc:creator>Bosco</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 04:35:13 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/2011/6/10/jordan-or-lebron.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">787578:9913099:11754217</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 540px;" src="http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/storage/420x316-alg_jordan_lebron.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1307712688830" alt="" /></span>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/rss-comments-entry-11754217.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>IS GOD A CATALAN? ¿Es Dios un catalán?</title><category>Barcelona Football Club</category><category>Catalan</category><category>Champions League</category><category>sport</category><dc:creator>Joshua Ikenna</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 15:46:52 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/2011/6/4/is-god-a-catalan-es-dios-un-catalan.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">787578:9913099:11674486</guid><description><![CDATA[Barcelona Football Club, “Epitome football boni, amore omnium et invisi omnibus”, which translates in Latin to “the epitome of good football, loved by all and hated by all”, what an irony? A Catalan is the thorough-bred Barcelona Football Fan, the club itself goes by the nick-name “Catalan Giants”, giants? When in reality the tallest player there is Gerald Pique, the rest are short-men, in fact the most important players in teams all over the world are usually short, why?]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/rss-comments-entry-11674486.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>The NFLPA Can Barely Feed Its Starving Children</title><category>Gridiron</category><category>NFL</category><category>NFL</category><category>NFLPA</category><dc:creator>Trevor Graumann</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 20:09:31 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/2011/5/22/the-nflpa-can-barely-feed-its-starving-children.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">787578:9913099:11535493</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 220px;" src="http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/storage/300px-NFLPA_Red_w_black_wdmrk.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1306037980613" alt="" /></span></span>Don&rsquo;t we all feel bad for professional athletes? Really, isn&rsquo;t this one occupation that has given us so much and asked for so little? And when they ask for more money for their labours, shouldn&rsquo;t we indulge them? Don&rsquo;t they deserve another property in The Bahamas, another mistress, another dog fighting compound?</p>
<p>This is the state of the NFL right now: the Player&rsquo;s Association has called a lockout, in the face of threats of a pay cut. I mean, the idea of a pay cut to a pro athlete&rsquo;s salary is despicable. Do you know how much the property tax is on a mansion? And let&rsquo;s not forget that lots of these players have drug habits to tend to. Shit, they should get a pay <em>increase</em>.]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/rss-comments-entry-11535493.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>AND MANCHESTER UNITED WINS HER 19TH PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE</title><category>Arsenal</category><category>Everton</category><category>Liverpool</category><category>Manchester United</category><category>Premier League</category><category>sport</category><dc:creator>Joshua Ikenna</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 16:09:05 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/2011/5/13/and-manchester-united-wins-her-19th-premier-league-title.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">787578:9913099:11441073</guid><description><![CDATA[<div class="photo_img"></div>
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<p>The inevitable just happened or is about to, the fear of every Kop fan worldwide is about to be confirmed, a task they felt no team could achieve, is just being rubbished by a team known as The Red Devils. In the early days of English football, they was only one force to reckon with and that force was Liverpool Football Club, a club almost unbeatable amassing several titles including an incredible 18 league titles, but with over 2 decades gone and changes occurring and the eventual renaming &nbsp; of the English premier league into Barclays Premier League, Liverpool FC has not remained the same, in real sense they haven&rsquo;t won any league title, and as always when a vacuum is created there must be something or someone waiting to fill it up]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/rss-comments-entry-11441073.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>It's Hell Without the NHL</title><category>Hockey</category><category>NHL</category><category>Winnipeg</category><category>sport</category><dc:creator>Trevor Graumann</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 18:36:12 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/2011/5/6/its-hell-without-the-nhl.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">787578:9913099:11371545</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 220px;" src="http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/storage/WPG logo.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1304815948523" alt="" /></span></span>No one but a Winnipegger can understand the psychological effect of the Jets, our short-lived NHL team, who were relocated to greener pastures in Phoenix in 1996, when I was but twelve years old. At that point, a city already dealing with an inferiority complex was dealt a crucial blow. It is part of the Winnipeg imaginary that we are <em>not </em>world class, we are <em>not</em> an important capital, we do <em>not</em> have any attractions that tend to draw observers from the outside world (there&rsquo;s that Golden Boy, who sits atop our provincial legislative building, but he doesn&rsquo;t even have a penis.]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thesimpleton.com.au/sport/rss-comments-entry-11371545.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>